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| Kalsigh Ravencrest, Pandemic Horde |
As Kalsigh Ravencrest approached
Their Vexor swift, their mighty drones
Drove the NPCs from their homes
They blew up all the rats and then
They warped to the next site and did it again
O krabbing was the finest thing
It made their wallet go “cha-ching”
O Kalsigh liked to krab all day
In R1O-GN they would play
They didn’t stop to pee or pray
They were krabbing AFK
They were krabbing AFK
They had no fear of enemies
They felt so safe and fancy free
They would krab from 4 to 3
Until the day they met Syeed
Until the day they met Syeed
Then from the night the pirate came
Syeed of Dirtbag Warrior fame
His Osprey warped where Kalsigh floated
His missiles flashed, and they exploded
“Sweet Kalsigh,” said Syeed, “Listen here
Ratting AFK is dangerous, I fear
But pay 100 million isk to me
And you can krab in total safety”
Kalsigh said “Hey listen guy
You must be pretty friggin high
If you think that you can possibly beat
The Pandemic Horde standing fleet!”
“You got lucky once,” they said
“But try again and you’ll be dead
With no delay you shall be killed
For I have joined a mighty guild!”
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O Kalsigh liked to krab all day
In R1O-GN they would play
They didn’t stop to pee or pray
They were krabbing AFK
They were krabbing AFK
They had no fear of enemies
They felt so safe and fancy free
They would krab from 4 to 3
Until the day they met Syeed
Until the day they met Syeed
So Kalsigh’s Vexor went in space
Chasing NPCs all over the place
So when Syeed’s Osprey came to call
They weren't terrified at all
“Www,” in Fleet they cried
But in moments their Vexor died
The standing fleet ran to and fro
But for Syeed they were too slow
He blew their Vexor up and then
He did it again, and again, again and again
And just when we thought that he was through
He blew up another Vexor too
In R1O-GN they would play
They didn’t stop to pee or pray
They were krabbing AFK
They were krabbing AFK
They had no fear of enemies
They felt so safe and fancy free
They would krab from 4 to 3
Until the day they met Syeed
Until the day they met Syeed
Some say Kalsigh is still out there
Krabbing AFK somewhere
But if that’s true, don’t be concerned
Pretty soon their ship will burn
When Kalsigh goes to bed at night
There’s one thing that brings them fright
Even though the evening quiet seems
Flashy red Syeed invades their dreams
Come now children, gather near
‘Cuz there’s a big life lesson here-
If you want to krab with zero risk
Pay Syeed 100 million isk
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