But suicide ganking is not the only tool that we have at our disposal to create emergent content in highsec. We still have corp infiltration, at least for the next month or two, and we also have my personal favorite- wardecs. Independent agents and small corps have been using war declarations to enforce the Code since before there was a Code, but until now there has never been an official New Order wardec corporation.
So I started one. We've been gaining traction steadily and have recruited a few legendary highsec PvPers, and now we have started killing things. We've seen a lot of action over the last few days, and more is coming. I've been so busy hunting targets that I haven't had the time to write about it yet, so I figured that today at work I would pen a small report about the events of last night. It's a story of pew - not legendary pew, no kills that would be featured on TMC, nothing world changing - just some typical shenanigans that I got up to when I took an hour to log in and do a little casual bear hunting. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
SEVEN OF NINE INC.
I found these guys the other day when I saw the need for a few additional targets to keep the kills coming and make sure that my members had enough fun things to do. I don't even remember exactly how I chose them. Sometimes I get tips, sometimes I use third party fan sites to research possible targets, sometimes I cruise the belts looking to see who is out there mining without permits. Sometimes I wardec people who mouth off in the forums. In any case, I found these guys a few days ago and decided they made good targets, so I wardecced them.
We have a dozen or so wars going currently, and almost all of them have a positive war record. None of our wars has a negative record, but a few have 0 kills. This was one of those. So when I logged on for a quick session and saw that their CEO, CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK, was online, I passed his name on to our intel people to get a locator run, which turned him up in a backwater of Domain called Bika.
I hopped in my Practically Invincible Slasher (of justice!) and hopped over there to check things out.
Surprise attack
As I approached the system, the intel folks reported several corp members moving around in space within a few jumps of Bika. An Apocalypse was sighted in an asteroid belt, apparently mining (!), but unfortunately retreated to the corp POS and dropped his ship off before I could arrive.
When I jumped into the system, only two corp members were present- one docked and the other mining Jaspet in an ore anomaly with his Retriever. I warped to the Retty, orbited him at 500 and destroyed him with Republic Fleet EMP S. He never launched his drones or attempted to either defend himself or escape.
Knowing that he had corpmates nearby, I kept a close eye on local and dscan. Sure enough, less than a minute after the battle local spiked from two reds to seven. About half of them went directly to the station and docked, while the other half went directly to their POS and called me out in local from the safety of their POS shields.
- [ 2014.11.07 01:45:03 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : Bika
- [ 2014.11.07 01:47:17 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > gf
- [ 2014.11.07 01:51:24 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > Kill: Eric Baylord (Retriever) learned the price of mining without a permit
- [ 2014.11.07 01:52:03 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > the CODE always wins.
- [ 2014.11.07 01:52:09 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > www.minerbumping.com
- [ 2014.11.07 01:52:26 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > lol, dont see you attacking anything with guns cheif, lol
- [ 2014.11.07 01:52:43 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > just unarmed ships, not to worried about you, lol.
- [ 2014.11.07 01:52:53 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > then you haven't been looking CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK
- [ 2014.11.07 01:53:06 ] Tootsy Karma > Syeed Ameer Ali bullying helpless new players ...
- [ 2014.11.07 01:53:09 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > I am sitting still scan me and come on
- [ 2014.11.07 01:53:13 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > you would have noticed my elite PvP excellence if you paid attention
- [ 2014.11.07 01:53:27 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > I was not in system cheif again
- [ 2014.11.07 01:53:36 ] Tootsy Karma > elite pvp bullshit. bullying miners is anything but elite
- [ 2014.11.07 01:53:44 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > i'm just chilling in my invincible slasher in an obvious location waiting for you all to bring the fight
- [ 2014.11.07 01:53:49 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > come at me bros
- [ 2014.11.07 01:53:53 ] Quinzal en Teugrette > bruh
- [ 2014.11.07 01:54:02 ] Eric Baylord > coming
- [ 2014.11.07 01:54:08 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > stop guys stop, he is a weak player, just hitting unarmed ships, leave him alone and just feel bad for him
- [ 2014.11.07 01:54:25 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > he cant fight anything armed
- [ 2014.11.07 01:54:25 ] Eric Baylord > yes sir
- [ 2014.11.07 01:54:27 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK don't want to take a losing fight, eh?
- [ 2014.11.07 01:54:44 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > i understand - not everyone can be as brave as a code agent
- [ 2014.11.07 01:54:53 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > no we cant sorry
- [ 2014.11.07 01:55:03 ] Tootsy Karma > piss off mate. brave while cloaked can be any bitch
- [ 2014.11.07 01:55:12 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > you cant bait me when all you do is hit unarmed ships
- [ 2014.11.07 01:56:19 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > you guys missed the ORCA and The HULKS, so please retrivers are nothing we build those
- [ 2014.11.07 01:56:52 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > good luck mate, we will be here when you come back, fly safe
- [ 2014.11.07 01:57:48 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > what makes you think i'm leaving?
- [ 2014.11.07 01:58:21 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > i'm still hoping you guys will man up and fight me
- [ 2014.11.07 01:58:39 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > because everyone knows your kind, the miners are logging alts and are going back out, so nothing you can easy kill and we still make money, so I am not worried, stay please
- [ 2014.11.07 02:00:25 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > ooh free drones
- [ 2014.11.07 02:00:42 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > lol please take them, lol we make those also
- [ 2014.11.07 02:00:47 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > lol what a loser, lol
- [ 2014.11.07 02:01:17 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > OMG dont take the drones, we better close shop guys, lol
- [ 2014.11.07 02:03:35 ] Tootsy Karma > oh my. was that your mom pulling the plug calling it a night?
- [ 2014.11.07 02:03:42 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > lol
- [ 2014.11.07 02:03:55 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > your hot pocket is ready, lol
- [ 2014.11.07 02:03:58 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > that was me persuing your corpmate who ran away
- [ 2014.11.07 02:04:43 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > lol, if this guy is all we have got to worry about lets pull the ORCA back out of the WH. this is a joke.
- [ 2014.11.07 02:05:39 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > :D
- [ 2014.11.07 02:05:47 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > www.minerbumping.com
- [ 2014.11.07 02:06:03 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > I am going AFK, lets see if my ship is still alive when I come back, lol
- [ 2014.11.07 02:07:30 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > are you guys probing me?
- [ 2014.11.07 02:07:39 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > would it help if i stood still?
- [ 2014.11.07 02:07:53 ] Tootsy Karma > not really. we´re basically ignoring you
- [ 2014.11.07 02:08:21 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > ah sure, well someone is probing someone, and it ain't me
- [ 2014.11.07 02:11:56 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > silly carebears
- [ 2014.11.07 02:12:04 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > did he just run like a bitch when the gun ships showed up?
- [ 2014.11.07 02:12:16 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > oops wrong box
- [ 2014.11.07 02:12:31 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > don't you know that one who is strong in the code cannot be defeated in battle?
- [ 2014.11.07 02:13:39 ] Tootsy Karma > yes. the pussy is strong in this one
- [ 2014.11.07 02:13:50 ] Tootsy Karma > reaks like fish a mile away
- [ 2014.11.07 02:13:50 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > one who is strong in code can sure run away, yes I do see that, lol
- [ 2014.11.07 02:14:17 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > this is so funny, I was worried about these guys, but not any more
The rebel forces mobilize
During all this, I was chatting with my corpmates and two of them were on the way to assist me, but they were still quite far out, so I decided to see what I could do solo in my Slasher. I warped to the station, targeted the Tristan and set a close orbit, but did not engage. He attacked and I noted with approval that he couldn't scratch my formidable speed/sig radius tank.
A Coercer landed on grid and I orbited it at 7500, taking little to no incoming damage. A Brutix, a Harby and a Rifter joined the attack, and my shields were soon stripped away. My armor slowly sagged under the pressure of all those glancing blows. Still I flew circles around them. After 5-10 minutes of this, I was close to structure, so I docked up.
The next round, I decided to try a different approach. I undocked and flew directly out from the station, activating my afterburner. Only the Rifter was able to keep up, so I drew him 40 km or so from his comrades and blew him up, then slew his pod. I then warped off to the sun, thinking to shake off my aggro timer and return to station. When I landed, I found an AFK wartarget in a Heron on grid. I killed him and his pod too, then went back.
- [ 2014.11.07 02:20:23 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > GF
- [ 2014.11.07 02:21:24 ] Viper Temur > darn
- [ 2014.11.07 02:22:26 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > I am heading out to mine, play with him if you want to, I will q up any ships lost in the building Q
- [ 2014.11.07 02:22:42 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > gf
- [ 2014.11.07 02:23:03 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > you know what always wins?
- [ 2014.11.07 02:23:10 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > ...
- [ 2014.11.07 02:23:26 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > that's right - the CODE.
- [ 2014.11.07 02:23:33 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > www.minerbumping.com
- [ 2014.11.07 02:23:45 ] Tootsy Karma > bullies? people with mommy issues?
- [ 2014.11.07 02:23:54 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > Kill: Tootsy Karma (Rifter) Kill: Tootsy Karma (Capsule) Kill: Viper Temur (Heron) Kill: Viper Temur (Capsule)
- [ 2014.11.07 02:23:56 ] Tootsy Karma > deluded cyber-pussies?
- [ 2014.11.07 02:24:12 ] Eric Baylord > lol
- [ 2014.11.07 02:24:16 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > well to win, you would have to stop people from mining as we have at least three doing so right now, it says a lot.
- [ 2014.11.07 02:24:17 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > How is taking a 7-1 fight bullying, Tootsy Karma ?
- [ 2014.11.07 02:24:34 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > just curious about your reasoning
- [ 2014.11.07 02:24:41 ] Tootsy Karma > killing rets is bullying
- [ 2014.11.07 02:24:46 ] Tootsy Karma > not the thing outside the station
- [ 2014.11.07 02:24:57 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > lol
- [ 2014.11.07 02:25:27 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > go ahead master of code, stop the mining
- [ 2014.11.07 02:32:22 ] MRS IVANA HUMPALOT > is that one of those code pussies?
- [ 2014.11.07 02:32:48 ] Tootsy Karma > it sure is
- [ 2014.11.07 02:33:07 ] MRS IVANA HUMPALOT > glad they have no real skill. I have heard about them, but they dont scare me.
- [ 2014.11.07 02:33:54 ] MRS IVANA HUMPALOT > dont they gank? If he can gank me right now I will pay him 50 million. come try it.
CODE reinforcements arrive
I continued to tease my wartargets on the station while my two colleagues made their way to Bika. Signs of frustration on the part of the rebels began to show. Several of them made a show of marching off in a huff with their Procurers to mine (since Code could apparently only field one noob in a Slasher and they weren't scared).
Just when my backup, Agents Lexa Hellfury and the musteg landed on the in-gate, the enemy forces on the station undock had dwindled back to just the one guy in his Tristan. I advised them to standby and made a quick tour of the system.
I quickly discovered the rebel mining operation in an asteroid belt - two Procurers, an Apocalypse, a Brutix, and assorted frigates and destroyers. They were defiantly mining without permits right under the nose of an Agent, and had to be destroyed.
Looking at the buzzing swarm of light drones surrounding their fleet I committed my soul to James 315 and attacked. Urging my comrades to jump and warp to me, I tackled the most valuable ship in range and tried my best to dodge and weave and survive as long as I could.
I went down in flames as musteg and Lexa arrived in a Caracal and a Keres. They quickly dominated the battlefield, and I was able to re ship to a Reaper, fit a warp scrambler to it, and return to help them destroy the rebel battleship. Once again, the New Order defeated the enemies of highsec and saved the day.
https://zkillboard.com/related/30002252/201411070200/
https://zkillboard.com/related/30002252/201411070200/
The aftermath
As we proceeded to loot the wrecks, the rebel CEO, CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK, showed an unexpected streak of "Gallantry" and congratulated us in local.
He even generously offered to reimburse all losses on both sides. Unsure if he was serious, I posted my Slasher loss and soon found my wallet blinking with a 6 million isk donation. I, too, am generous to a fault, and so I offered to reduce the price of his first mining permit by 6 million isk as an award for his good sportsmanship. Unfortunately for him, he declined.
- [ 2014.11.07 02:47:04 ] Lexa Hellfury > gf
- [ 2014.11.07 02:47:11 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > GF all
- [ 2014.11.07 02:47:26 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > I will cover all loses for those that dies, both sides
- [ 2014.11.07 02:47:31 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > gf
- [ 2014.11.07 02:48:16 ] MRS IVANA HUMPALOT > they are still to scared to gank me!!!, lol lol lol lol lol lol
- [ 2014.11.07 02:48:30 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > MRS IVANA HUMPALOT busy now, maybe later ok?
- [ 2014.11.07 02:48:45 ] MRS IVANA HUMPALOT > always an escuse with code, lol
- [ 2014.11.07 02:49:10 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > Kill: Syeed Ameer Ali (Slasher)
- [ 2014.11.07 02:49:32 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > 6 mil should cover it, CAPTAIN
- [ 2014.11.07 02:49:55 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > sent
- [ 2014.11.07 02:50:06 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > you are a true gentleman, sir
- [ 2014.11.07 02:50:28 ] Lexa Hellfury > lol, ive never seen that before
- [ 2014.11.07 02:50:30 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > i'll even deduct that from the price of your mining permit
- [ 2014.11.07 02:50:38 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > I stand by what I said, attacking an honest miner, is a pussy move, a stand up fight, that is a mans game
- [ 2014.11.07 02:50:44 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > only 4 mil for the next year!
- [ 2014.11.07 02:50:51 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > there will never be a mining permit
- [ 2014.11.07 02:50:55 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > :D
- [ 2014.11.07 02:51:00 ] Syeed Ameer Ali > good fight gents
- [ 2014.11.07 02:51:07 ] CAPTAIN CRIMSON HAWK > have a good one
That was all the time I had to play yesterday, so I wasn't there when my friends destroyed two additional unliscenced SEVEN OF NINE vessels, but it made me smile when I checked the killboard this morning over breakfast.
https://zkillboard.com/kill/42254360/
https://zkillboard.com/kill/42254419/
https://zkillboard.com/kill/42254360/
https://zkillboard.com/kill/42254419/
Never forget the victims of September 10, 2014.
The Code always wins...
Bravo! I eagerly await more good news from the frontlines... as I twiddle my thumbs and wait for EVE to finish downloading. Keep up the good work! :)
ReplyDeleteExcellent report, Haedonism Bot! I think the wardec initiative is one of the most interesting start-ups for a while. I follow it with great interest, and look forward to helping when/wherever I can. Sterling stuff!
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